Gnome’s Place

 Everytime i drive a car. My carefulness will go up 10000% when i see a women driving a vehicle. I’m sure i’m not the only one in Malaysia,or the world, that behave that way. I’m pretty sure about it.

It’s not because I’m attracted to their looks,or their car, but, the way they drive. They drive unsafely,a little bit clumsly,well,simply put, dangerously.

The reason i write this post is because, a woman ALMOST hit my car this morning. Okay2, here’s the story, I was coming back from a shop, i was driving and i needed to turn left, before reaching the junction, i saw in my back mirror, a woman, riding a scooter looking kinda blur. So, about 15seconds before reaching the junction(15 seconds for giving a signal is a LONG time) i turned on my signal because i knew that that woman is not focused while driving. Then, about 5 seconds before I go into the junction, the women pressed her brakes hard, and at that moment, i knew that she SOMEHOW can’t see my signal light.The signal is operating perfectly. She wasn’t focused on the road!! Sigh. Thank God she didn’t hit my car. If she did, i’m sure i will blow up in her face for being to careless.

That’s not the only reason why i say that MOST women can’t drive. I don’t know if you noticed but, SOME women sit TOO close to their steering wheel. They can’t even turn the damn thing right! Their chest and elbows are placed on the steering wheel. WTF? Why do you women do that?? Why??

Oh,finally, sometimes I think that you women are not focused enough a.k.a careless while driving a car. Right?

Don’t call me a sexist, I know what i say here is right, eventhough not ALL you women can’t drive, but MAJORITY of you do.

Change The Way You Drive. Keep The Road Safe

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Technorati Tags: women, Malaysia, car

This will be my first movie review. I’m not much of a movie go-er so, maybe this’ll be the first and the last.LOL. I will definitely do a review after this but the time gap will be half a year to a year :P.

Okay, by the title you would know that i’m doing a review on the movie,Get Smart. The movie is an adaptation of a television series in the 60s. The movie stars Steve Carell(Maxwell Smart),Anne Hathaway(Agent 99)(which,btw is sooo H.O.T) and Dwayne Johnson(Agent 23).

I watched the movie yesterday after a week or more after watching the trailer on T.V. The trailer looks funny and because of the fact that it was, attracted me to spend my money and watch it in a cinema. Too bad, the movie is not like what the trailer shows you. The movie is quite boring, eventhough some of the scenes are filled with funny action,double-meaning dialogue and creativity. The action scene is quite ok eventhough not very well acted.

Steve Carell did his best in this movie and it shows. He is quirky and able to make the audience laugh at what he says and does. Anne Hathaway, well, she’s just hot.Her acting is OK. Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s acting is not his best in this movie. He has little scenes and it’s not really showing his acting skills.

I watched the movie at GSC Mid Valley on a Monday morning. The hall was empty and only about 15 people are in the cinema. I asked the guy at the counter for the best seat in the cinema and he got me a seat on the 2nd row from behind,which has a very nice view of the screen.The 1st row, are for couple’s seat. My seat was infront of a couple’s seat,sadly. Not that i envy them together,but, the guy behind me kept giving comments and narrating the movie to his girlfriend, ALL THROUGH THE MOVIE!! I was like,WTF man. Shut up. If you already saw this movie, keep quite then. Others(me!), haven’t watched it! I was so pissed at the guy, but I didn’t ask him to shut up. Then, his annoying girl would say something like, “Kesiannye die(Pity him)” when the actors pick on Steve Carell. Maybe that’s why i give such a bad review for this movie. I HATE them!! They spoilt the movie for me!!GRRR!~

I give the movie 2/5 stars. Too bad. Wasted a monday morning to go watch it.LOL

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 As you may know, Tun Dr Mahathir’s blog, www.chedet.com has received over 1,000,000 hits after a month of the blog’s release. I personally think that it’s a internet record,for sure. My blog,www.gnomefan.net is 2 months old and only received 2000+ hits. LOL.

Then, I found the main secret recipe to receive such traffic to my blog. Hehe. And i’m going to share with you the secret la ok! haha.

1. Become a Prime Minister.

2.Run the country well for approximately 22 years

3. Stop being a Prime Minister after 22 years and say what you want to say to the public without fear.(and ALMOST everything Tun says is TRUE).

4. Flame the government for being stupid.

5. Open a blog. (which will get free advertise from local media) ( continue to flame the government)

6. Say EVERYTHING you want to say in your blog without mercy and fear. And if what you say gets played on prime time news, surely another 10k hits over night. LOL

**This ’secret’ is not practical. But, go on if you’re so desperate for blog traffic. Sure a difficult way to receive a million of visitor per month eh?? :P**

–This Post Is Made JUST FOR FUN.. please don’t sue me –

Technorati Tags: Tun Dr Mahathir, www.gnomefan.net, secret

As you may know,people that participated in the Old Trafford Project are now working hard to collect Mr Potato Chip’s bags,containers and such. Well, they got some great ideas to collect them, sure, buying each bag would be easier, but it would take a lot of cash and surely, no adventure for them! . Some of them,giving out free hugs,free kisses and such to obtain as many empty packets of Mr Potato available,LAME!! But, I would like to give some ideas for them to try out and maybe using my ideas to achieve success.LOL.

Thank god I didn’t participate in the project. I wouldn’t go out to public places and wear a ‘banner’ asking people for potato chip bags. FOR SURE! Heh. Not because I would be ashamed, but I don’t want to waste time standing there and HOPE for people to give me empty bags. I would rather think of something more radical or something different,making sense of my creative juices if you will.

 Well,my idea came when I noticed that ALL the participants in the project are bloggers (duh), so, that means that they will have their own blog (DUH!).*Light bulb turns on* Why don’t they ask their readers for the item that they wanted? As a return, they advertise the reader’s blog at their own blog. Use the empty packets the same as EntreCard credits. Heh. How’s that for using technology? I would give like,10 packets of Mr Potato to PinkPau just for a day’s worth of advertisement. If you have a popular blog, people will surely want to ‘pay’ you in that way for advertisement.

I would think that this idea will work. Why don’t you try it out? ( if you’re participating). Email me and maybe i’ll send some packets of Mr Potato to you for a day’s worth of ads :P).

If you’re thinking of using this idea, please give credit to me!

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But they don’t know who I am.LOL

Well, decided to play around with some Euro 2008 pics i found online. Check it out and leave your comment. Just wasting my time, and yours at the same time (click on the pics for better view!)

Supposed to be AN Italian player, but.. shit happens.LOL.. forgive me!!

That’s All Folks!     

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