How To Receive Traffic Like Chedet.com
Written by GnomeFan on June 21, 2008 – 6:31 pm -
As you may know, Tun Dr Mahathir’s blog, www.chedet.com has received over 1,000,000 hits after a month of the blog’s release. I personally think that it’s a internet record,for sure. My blog,www.gnomefan.net is 2 months old and only received 2000+ hits. LOL.
Then, I found the main secret recipe to receive such traffic to my blog. Hehe. And i’m going to share with you the secret la ok! haha.
1. Become a Prime Minister.
2.Run the country well for approximately 22 years
3. Stop being a Prime Minister after 22 years and say what you want to say to the public without fear.(and ALMOST everything Tun says is TRUE).
4. Flame the government for being stupid.
5. Open a blog. (which will get free advertise from local media) ( continue to flame the government)
6. Say EVERYTHING you want to say in your blog without mercy and fear. And if what you say gets played on prime time news, surely another 10k hits over night. LOL
**This ’secret’ is not practical. But, go on if you’re so desperate for blog traffic. Sure a difficult way to receive a million of visitor per month eh?? :P**
–This Post Is Made JUST FOR FUN.. please don’t sue me 
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June 21st, 2008 at 6:42 pm
now isnt that easy …i’ll tell you in 22 years or more if i made it XD
June 21st, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Lousy!!!!! Silly way of wanting people to increase your traffic!! F*ck face!!
June 21st, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Yeah, by the time one be the 22-year prime minister, blog may not be relevant anymore in the Internet landscape…In fact, not easy to have another person to hold the position for that long. Even Pak Lah, merely after 4 years+, already being challenged.
June 21st, 2008 at 9:29 pm
hahahaha…really funny but the article is going correctly. go blogging!
June 21st, 2008 at 9:38 pm
anyone wanna refer him to join adsense or whatever ad site.. sure earn money lol..
June 21st, 2008 at 10:56 pm
nice one..
u got me..haha
June 22nd, 2008 at 1:35 am
Which one is more difficult to achieve?
1) Getting 1 million hits in a month
or
2) Becoming a (or the next) Prime Minister of Malaysia?
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:05 pm
well said.. lol… politics in this country is like watching circus plays nowadays..
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:01 pm
There is an easier way.
Hire a bunch of top notch hackers and, hack into yahoo and google and force their main page to link to your blog.
Or just buy over google….
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:59 am
Mun : yeah..maybe there’s a better thing after blog.. who knows.. 22 years of leading a country is a LONG time and congrats to Tun for that!
3.8 : herm.. i think i will go with my ideas la, since both of your suggestion is so difficult one.. buying over google?? well, in order for me to do so, i need another 18billion dollars. can spare me some change??
June 23rd, 2008 at 1:59 pm
waiting for pak lah to step down, open his own blog and start blogging. he probably will beat TDM’s record
:D
June 24th, 2008 at 1:03 am
xniquet : GO Go!! Prove to me that i’m right!! LOL
lousyman : can’t you take a joke??
al-banjari : thanks for dropping by.. and Go Blogging!! yeah
Jean Le : earn money?? he would earn thousands weh!! haha.. if he doesn’t want to put up ads, advertise my blog also can la..haha
Semut : thank GOD you can take a joke!
Chan Kelwin : I think both of those are quite difficult.. heh.. of course la, be a PM.. and being a GOOD PM is MUCH more harder!
menghua : yes they are. what is happening to Malaysia?! huhu
bongkersz : i don’t think so la, Tun Dr M is a VERY charismatic person la. He has a very good influence on people. Not like Pak Lah. That’s my opinion!
September 16th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Haha, how if I ask mahathir to blog for me?? lolz…