I’m A MURDERER!!
Written by GnomeFan on July 1, 2008 – 11:17 am -
OMG! It’s true. I admit that i’m a murderer. I hope that YOU won’t tell the cops or hand me over to them. I admit that what i did was wrong. You know, people keep messing up in life,by doing something stupid,by buying things they do not use, i also did something stupid,by committing MURDER!!
I’m so scared right now. I’m being paranoid. I look out the window every 5 minutes. I only pick up the phone after it rang for 2 minutes. I don’t go out. I haven’t talked to anyone. Everytime i see a patrol car passing by, my heart stopped and i would jump and hide, even in the longkang. I just blog about what i’ve done. Nobody knows yet about the murder. Why I tell this on my blog? Just because,NONE of you know me.
I’m a murderer. I took a life away. I cut a life short. What do i have to do now?! I killed a SNAIL. A young one. A baby snail. Crushed, under my cheap ASADI sandal. Lifeless,dead,crushed,splatted,slimed under my sandal.
I’m sorry for the parents of the snail. I hope you can forgive me. In case you wanna press charges, don’t. It’s not my fault. It’s your son..(err..youngling??).
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July 1st, 2008 at 11:27 am
OMG!!!! U ARE A MURDERER!!!!
YOU BETTER HOPE I DON’T TURN YOU IN TO THE GRASSHOPPER POLICE!!!
July 1st, 2008 at 3:20 pm
oh gosh! I killed an ant! I can’t sleep..I am afraid that their whole family going to crawl up & bite me at night!!
July 1st, 2008 at 6:48 pm
MURDERER!!
You sin has been forgiven!
July 2nd, 2008 at 8:47 pm
you’re so mean!!! how could you?! snails have feelings too. what will papa snail do if he knows his child was killed by a speeding ASADI sandal.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:58 am
Cyren : i know i’m a murderer. I think the cops are looking for me. Seen me on Buletin Utama or Metro lately?
r.p : You’re disgusting! How could you kill an ant!!
oOFoi : Thank you for forgiving me. Eventhough i killed it without meaning to
Simon : I know they have feelings. I even tried giving the baby siput some C.P.R. It didn’t work. it was it’s time
July 4th, 2008 at 11:41 am
YOU OBVIOUSLY DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN YOU’VE CAUSE TO THOSE SNAILS !!!
REad this!!
It’s called The Love of A Snail!
They’re my friends and I HATE YOU
http://thetinkerbell-walk.blogspot.com/2008/06/love-of-snail.html
And NO this is NOT A JOKE!
July 4th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
alexis-marie : I was sorry after i ACCIDENTALLY stepped on one. I kept thinking about it,( i know,it’s somewhat weird). That’s why i created this post. Aiyoh. it’s not a joke that i killed the snail, but i made a joke out of it so that people can respect those little things.
July 5th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I dunno how much insects I accidentally killed in a year… By law, I think I’m going to prison and kena life sentence…
July 5th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Reiko : LOL. Atleast they dont attack you back
July 6th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
It’s not a joke!! It’s a mockery.. You sad person. You could have killed the mother of all snails with 15 children… 8 brothers, 11 aunties 17 uncles and 4 grandmothers and 1 grandfather… sigh.
July 6th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
alexis marie : LOL.. i thought you’re really mad at me for ACCIDENTALLY stepping on a snail. LOL