Megan Fox : A man?

Written by GnomeFan on June 28, 2009 – 3:17 pm -

Shocking! But I dont know if it’s true or not. Just woke up, wandered around the internet and found a shocking and quite possibly a hoax news. Here is it;

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag.  I’m a tranny.  I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee.  From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing.  When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’.  Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense.  Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.

Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure.  She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it.  After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.

 

Original Content : http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/

 

 

Tell me, does this picture below look like a man??

 

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My First Youtube Video

Written by GnomeFan on June 25, 2009 – 6:12 pm -

Hello guys. In this post, i wanted to pimp promote my video. It’s the first video that i made exclusively for youtube.

This video, a parody of Kanye West’s Heartless , titled Foxless. Why Foxless? Cause it’s my video beyatch! haha..It’s kind of a ‘tribute’ to Megan Fox, being the hot goddess that she is.hehe. This song is made 100% by me (just using kanye’s Heartless instrumental beat), lyrics by me, crappy video by me also. Hehe.

This is my first time parodying a video, so it’s kinda crappy but still, it’s my own work! :D .

Watch it and comment it! Click on the video twice and you’ll be directed to youtube.com and you can see the vid’s description which include the lyrics to Foxless.

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Drag Me To Hell : My Review

Written by GnomeFan on June 19, 2009 – 5:02 pm -

 

Been a while (almost 6months) since my last post, Malaysians are oh-so creative…. I didn’t have anything to write lar. Problems cluttering my thinking, blocking my ability to think what to write (LOL.. over pulak! :P)

 

A few days back a friend of mine wanted to watch a midnight movie, so i thought, what the hell, it’s been a while since i watched a midnight movie. Drive over to MidValley, sesat in the parking to find a perfect spot, closer to the theatre. Look at what movie is available and Drag Me To Hell is available. So, buy the tickets la.

 

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Now, a review about the movie. From my own view. !!SPOILER ALERT!!

 

At the start of the movie, they show a kid, that stolen a locket from a gypsy cart. The parents of the kid wanted to return the locket but they wont accept it. So, they bring the kid to a witch-doctor a.k.a ‘bomoh’ to help the kid, since the kid is locket is cursed and a goat-devil,Lamia, creature is coming after the kid’s soul and dragging it back to hell.The bomoh failed and the kid is dragged to hell.

The story then fast forwards to the present day. Where a bank loan officer,Christine Brown, is forced to make a decision wether she approved an extension on the loan of Mrs Ganush,an old and weird lady. Then, Mrs Ganush  curses Christine because she shamed her.

Then, came the parking lot fight scene. Here, it starts to get weird. The  old lady becomes pretty tough when she attacked Christine in her car. Through out the whole scene , i was like, WTF?!. The old lady got skills man! She got smacked,elbowed, stapled(Christine stapled her eyes together), even survived a car crash! The funniest thing in the scene is when the old lady tried to bite Christine’s chin but was unable to since her fake teeth is removed when she hit the dashboard during the car crash. I laughed so hard that time.Then she got locked out of her car and even managed to smash the car window with a big pile of concrete! Those fxxking Americans wanting to fool the world. Haha.  After 2-3 minutes of the scene, Mrs Ganush took one of Christine’s button and curses it. This is the start of the terror on Christine.

I dont want to continue to tell you guys about the movie. Go watch it. just given you a little bit of a ‘preview’ of the movie. For me, the story is not so scary at all. I didn’t even get shocked during the movie. Okay, i was shocked once, but the scene that shocked me wasn’t a scary scene, but the scene where Christine’s boyfriend ( played by Justin Long greatly) almost hits a man on the road. That’s the only scene that shocked me! You can imagine how unscary the movie is. right?

For me, the movie is more to funny than to scary. But, it does make you want to puke though. Don’t watch the movie on a full stomach. LOL. Some people will get a little bit sick cause of all the effects in the movie. All the vomiting, some blood and explosion of bodies. Heh.

Overall, i give this movie a B. It’s quite okay but the movie has no moral values to present. Just a scary movie ( which is not that scary). The story line is not that great, the movie is kinda flat. But, it is filled with fast camera movement, and scenes trying to give viewers a shock. BTW, i think that Christine didn’t deserve to go to hell.

 

Grab a ticket and watch it yourself(if you haven’t yet). Give me your comment of this movie too!

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