I’m A MURDERER!!

Written by GnomeFan on July 1, 2008 – 11:17 am -

 

OMG! It’s true. I admit that i’m a murderer. I hope that YOU won’t tell the cops or hand me over to them. I admit that what i did was wrong. You know, people keep messing up in life,by doing something stupid,by buying things they do not use, i also did something stupid,by committing MURDER!!

 

I’m so scared right now. I’m being paranoid. I look out the window every 5 minutes. I only pick up the phone after it rang for 2 minutes. I don’t go out. I haven’t talked to anyone. Everytime i see a patrol car passing by, my heart stopped and i would jump and hide, even in the longkang. I just blog about what i’ve done. Nobody knows yet about the murder. Why I tell this on my blog? Just because,NONE of you know me.

 

I’m a murderer. I took a life away. I cut a life short. What do i have to do now?! I killed a SNAIL. A young one. A baby snail. Crushed, under my cheap ASADI sandal. Lifeless,dead,crushed,splatted,slimed under my sandal.

I’m sorry for the parents of the snail. I hope you can forgive me. In case you wanna press charges, don’t. It’s not my fault. It’s your son..(err..youngling??).

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