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OMG! Hate Indonesians?! Wait2. Before i stir up any controversies and taken under arrest by the Malaysian or Indonesian government, the real topic is ILLEGAL Indonesians that is in our country. Illegal Indonesian immigrants or P.A.T.I.

I started thinking.. How many PATI’s are there actually in Malaysia? I’m sure in the MILLIONS. Yes, MILLIONs. Even if the government say it’s not in millions, but i sure think they’re wrong.Not that i have anything personal against Indonesians, NO, but i hate PATIs , man.

For one thing, they’re troublesome. We have to dish out extra cash just to capture these little pricks. Then,after we captured them, we would put them in a containment camp. We give them food,water and basic necessities, guess where do they get the money from? OUR money. Then, we send them back home, again USING OUR MONEY!

They also cause LOADS of trouble in our beloved Malaysia. Many laws are broken by these “immigrants”. They steal, rob, smuggle things, sell illegal things, grand theft, and many other things that threat Malaysians. And again, police are sent out after them. Causing MORE money waste.

The PATIs don’t pay taxes, sometimes they dont even pay bills! They steal electricity,water and sometimes telephone lines! WTF! Come into our country and wreak havoc is it? Kick you in the ass baru tau ..grrr..

And oh, some of them come here, and fight with each other also! Die here, and cause more trouble to the police force and such. WTF la weh. Wanna fight and kill one another, do it in your own country okay.

Want to see these people own cars/vehicles? Look to your left or right when you’re driving, you’re LUCKY if you get to see a MALAYSIAN. LOL. No la, it hasn’t come to that point YET, but still, how could these PATIs own cars,motorcycles and even lorries?! BTW, they’re bad at driving too!

Aiyoh. I can rant about them all day. But it’s almost 7.00 pm now, wanna watch Scrubs on Star World :D.

Technorati Tags: Indonesian, immigrants, PATI, Malaysia

Wow. Almost a week without a new post! Heh. I’m kinda busy right now, reading about how to make money with adsense (most of them are blackhat techniques :P). I’m not gonna follow their steps because it involves lots of work. Not just that, i also don’t want to make money without really WORKING for it :P.

Okay, now, i want to know, how much money have you guys earn from doing something online. Either by adsense , reselling products, affiliate programs, surveys, or doing paid-per-post programs.

I have not earn alot. I got $20 from a paid-per-post program and around $5 from my adsense. I’m starting to optimize the position of my ads. Heh. Hope that it will increase my CTR .

Okay guys, tell me how much have you earn??

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First of all, WTF?!! Is the Malaysian football team out of their mind?! A county,Malaysia, fighting against a football club, Chelsea ? -.-” .

What will happen If when we lose? Won’t it bring shame to this COUNTRY?? Won’t it prove to the world that we deserve the 150+ FIFA ranking? I know that the Malaysian football team is not that great,but, why would you want to show the world that we suck??

 Do you think that we have the slightest chance to win against Chelsea? Maybe la, if we pay the referee and the lines man to give us the upper hand. Why pay the ref you say? Well, we surely cannot bribe Chelsea players. LOL. You think the Chelsea players accept hundred of dollars in bribe is it? Need thousands la weh!! It’s cheaper to bribe the ref than the players .

Again, I think that they’re making a big mistake by planning this football match. It’ll surely be a great slap to the Malaysian football team. The Chelsea players would play like they were training,not playing real football like in a REAL match. LOL.

What ever la, Malaysia is getting pretty weird. Thinking they can win against Chelsea .. *sigh*

Technorati Tags: Malaysian football, Malaysia, Chelsea, FIFA

OMG! It’s true. I admit that i’m a murderer. I hope that YOU won’t tell the cops or hand me over to them. I admit that what i did was wrong. You know, people keep messing up in life,by doing something stupid,by buying things they do not use, i also did something stupid,by committing MURDER!!

I’m so scared right now. I’m being paranoid. I look out the window every 5 minutes. I only pick up the phone after it rang for 2 minutes. I don’t go out. I haven’t talked to anyone. Everytime i see a patrol car passing by, my heart stopped and i would jump and hide, even in the longkang. I just blog about what i’ve done. Nobody knows yet about the murder. Why I tell this on my blog? Just because,NONE of you know me.

I’m a murderer. I took a life away. I cut a life short. What do i have to do now?! I killed a SNAIL. A young one. A baby snail. Crushed, under my cheap ASADI sandal. Lifeless,dead,crushed,splatted,slimed under my sandal.

I’m sorry for the parents of the snail. I hope you can forgive me. In case you wanna press charges, don’t. It’s not my fault. It’s your son..(err..youngling??).

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 Everytime i drive a car. My carefulness will go up 10000% when i see a women driving a vehicle. I’m sure i’m not the only one in Malaysia,or the world, that behave that way. I’m pretty sure about it.

It’s not because I’m attracted to their looks,or their car, but, the way they drive. They drive unsafely,a little bit clumsly,well,simply put, dangerously.

The reason i write this post is because, a woman ALMOST hit my car this morning. Okay2, here’s the story, I was coming back from a shop, i was driving and i needed to turn left, before reaching the junction, i saw in my back mirror, a woman, riding a scooter looking kinda blur. So, about 15seconds before reaching the junction(15 seconds for giving a signal is a LONG time) i turned on my signal because i knew that that woman is not focused while driving. Then, about 5 seconds before I go into the junction, the women pressed her brakes hard, and at that moment, i knew that she SOMEHOW can’t see my signal light.The signal is operating perfectly. She wasn’t focused on the road!! Sigh. Thank God she didn’t hit my car. If she did, i’m sure i will blow up in her face for being to careless.

That’s not the only reason why i say that MOST women can’t drive. I don’t know if you noticed but, SOME women sit TOO close to their steering wheel. They can’t even turn the damn thing right! Their chest and elbows are placed on the steering wheel. WTF? Why do you women do that?? Why??

Oh,finally, sometimes I think that you women are not focused enough a.k.a careless while driving a car. Right?

Don’t call me a sexist, I know what i say here is right, eventhough not ALL you women can’t drive, but MAJORITY of you do.

Change The Way You Drive. Keep The Road Safe

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Technorati Tags: women, Malaysia, car