I left this…..

For…..

Yeap. I am an idiot for doing so. Haha.

No la, not in real life ofcourse. Who in their right mind will choose Afdlin Shauki over Megan Fox? I don’t think that even a uber-gay man will do that.

I’m talking about the movie Jennifer’s Body and Papadom. I wanted to see Jennifer’s Body as a midnight show last night, but due to the overwhelming number of people that wanted to see it too, the movie was full house. But the funny thing is, This Is It , wasn’t…Weird..

During the 15 minit standing-in-line-to-buy-tickets(imagine the looooong line) phase of movie going, me and a couple of my friends listed a couple of movie incase Jennifer’s Body is fully booked. Since it was, we went to watch the 2nd movie on our ‘emergency’ list, Papadom by Afdlin Shauki.

I’m not the type of Malaysian that despises Malaysian movies, but I’d rather watch english movies compared to local ones. This is mainly caused by stupid movies like Senario movies, even stupider Razak Mohaideen movies. But, since it’s Afdlin Shauki’s movie, I gave it a try and I wasn’t disappointed.

I’m not really a big fan of Afdlin but I do love and respect his work since I saw Cuci. hehe. If you haven’t go and watch this movie, please do so, you wont be dissapointed. The story is light, fun and filled with social message. Some of the funny points for me in the movie;

1. The scene after Liyana Jasmay ran away from Afdlin during the party, when Afdlin is driving and he thought that a ghost is in his car, and he says the line, ” Kenapa pulak aku jumpa hantu yang suruh mengucap ni?!” . Haha, it totally killed me. haha

2. All the scenes where he talked to his ‘dead’ wife. After the chat, there will be people interrupting him,the funny part is when he tries to ‘cover’ up his talking-to-himself,talking-to-plants act.

3. Afdlin funny comeback and quirky  lines throughout the movie.

4. Farid Kamil is portrayed as a playboy that is a soft type. Cool,relax and funny character for him. He did a good job.

I’m not saying that this movie is perfect, it still have few flaws here and there. Like, i believe that some scenes in the movie reuse the same exact shooting location as earlier scenes from the movie. I think!

All in all, its a good movie, spend your rm11 on this movie and you wont be disapointed. Take my word for it! This is one great Malaysian Movie!

Malaysia Boleh! Afdlin Boleh!

(now pay me afdlin! I promoted your movie! haha)

Technorati Tags: Afdlin Shauki, Megan Fox, Jennifer’s Body, Papadom, This Is It, Cuci, Liyana Jasmay, Farid Kamil

Want to look as handsome as this dude??

Well, i can help!

All you need is a Ralph Lauren Polo T-shirt!

Yes! It’s all you need! (not really.. you need to look good too)

Why do i sound like a tv pitchman? Well, cause i am pitching you this shirt!

From now on, i am selling Ralph Lauren Polo T-shirt REPLICA for cheap!

Many designs are available!

Contact me on YM at erymalaysia@yahoo.com for more info!

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  Every single blogger/website admin dreamt of being in the top 10 search result for any search done on Google. Some of them,mainly people that are marketing some type of product, would spend months setting their blog nicely, SEO, promoting and even paid advertisement in order to get listed as the top 10 results for google search.

Why you ask? It’s because, their website/blog will receive much more traffic because research show that the top results for any keyword will receive more viewers than the lesser ‘popular’ results.

Well, I haven’t done anything, such as SEO-ing, promoting my blog or anything, but i was able to be listed as Google top 10 search results. It was a result of this post, a post that i did just for fun, but ended up causing trouble to me and my blog.

If you search for the keyword, Megan Fox A Man, on google, you would see my blog is the 5th listed blog (last time i checked,before that it was the 3rd, forgot to capture it! x_x), out of 17.6 million results! Think about that for a minute. Here’s a pic;

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Being a top 5 results for Megan Fox a Man search, it cause my blog to be out of bandwidth on the 4th day of July.  Now its 1st of August, and my bandwidth is reset. My website is low on bandwidth, Only 5GB a month. Cause i chose a cheap hosting package. Didn’t know that that post is going to be that big. Heh.

                      My Statcounter tracking of visitors after the post is done.

                The Awstat statistics for my blog. My blog went down hard on the 4th. The zero visitors ment that my blog was down.

Thanks google for listing me on the Top 10 search results, but it’s more of a curse than a blessing. Haha.

Technorati Tags: Google, SEO, Megan Fox A Man, Statcounter, Awstat

Shocking! But I dont know if it’s true or not. Just woke up, wandered around the internet and found a shocking and quite possibly a hoax news. Here is it;

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag.  I’m a tranny.  I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee.  From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing.  When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’.  Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense.  Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.

Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure.  She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it.  After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.

 

Original Content : http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/

Tell me, does this picture below look like a man??

Technorati Tags: Golden Globes, Megan Fox, Alan Alda, Mitchell Reed Fox, Rockwood, Olsen Twins, Salma Hayek

Yes we are! LOL. Well, most of us Malaysians do. Wanna know why i’m saying that? Just for no good reason! Haha. No la, a couple of days back i saw a ‘pattern’ in Malaysians that is scattered across the country that we call our home, Malaysia.

1. Automotive.

  Haha. This is the most popular topic since most Malaysians drive, even those who cannot afford a car.

Okay2. Wanna know why Malaysians are creative with their automotives? Well, on the Malaysian road you can see a variety of car models. Especially, RACE cars. Even thought these are not the ORIGINAL ones, these ‘enthusiasts’ can change the cars and make it look like the real deal!

Only in Malaysia you can see a Kancil having a TURBO engine,loud exhaust and to top it off, a blow off sound. Wait2,not KANCIL turbo, MIRA. See, we can change a national made car,Kancil, into a outside car, Daihatsu Mira. That’s how creative Malaysians are.

  The Proton car’s are also not safe from these ‘creative minds’ that we have. We can buy a normal Proton car, let’s say, Wira, and we can TRANSFORM them into Mitsubishi Evo! Yes we can! Just drive a Wira and claim it to be an Evo and show off to people. Sigh.

Well, i think that these two cars are good enough example to show the world that we are innovators in this stuff!

If you don’t believe me, after your read this post, turn off your computer and take a drive. You’ll see what i mean.

2. SEX

I’m sure i’ve opened your eyes with this topic. Am i right? LOL

This is not the type of SEX that you’re thinking. Not the sweaty,physical and exhilarating type, NO. This one is the kind that shows you that you’re a boy or a girl

SOME malaysians are creative until they can change their sex! WAHH!

Even the Government is confused when it come to this thing.

Wanna know what i mean? A pictue is worth a thousand words. LOL.

This pic is taken at www.gov.my when i’m signing up for an account there.

To see it for yourself. Go There!