Gnome’s Place

As you may know, many bloggers use the Nuffnang pinging service called, Innit. So do I. I also use  petalingstreet.org to ping my blog. These 2 methods are great way to gain traffic.

So, i just ping my blog and people will come?? NO. You have to create a lure for them to click on your post. Create a title that attracts their eyes. I figured out a way to get traffic from nuffnang and also petalingstreet.org and i’m sharing them with YOU!

The tips that i would love to share is, post things that are related to SEX. They say that sex sells, and in this category, it does. Many nuffnangers like to click on things related to that particular topic. Dunno why, maybe they all gatal eh?? Or they’re doing research based on sexual things. LOL. I tried it, not once, but twice, and the result, my traffic spiked up from a few visitors until almost 300 visitors under 24 hours. The post that attracted the most traffic from nuffnangers is this one, "Malaysian Actress Losing Her Mind", other post that i experimented with (that is related to sexual content) is "Bigger Feet = Bigger Brother". Another post that i REALLY experimented with, to see how much visitor from nuffnang would come, is "I dont like girls anymore". They all gain amount of visitors that is quite high for my blog.

If you don’t like to post hamsap things(or just don’t have any idea what to post) try posting things related to ways to increase traffic, or just give out tips that is related to monetizing your blog. This WOULD bring in SOME traffic but not as high as putting up a post relating to sex. Other than that, you can try posting theories that is interesting to people, like the post where I said that i exposed nuffnang’s secret project, IT receives a lot of traffic too.

Just some tips that i wanted to share with you guys. From reading this, you WILL notice that;

1. Sex sells

2. Nuffnangers like sexual related content.

3. Nuffnangers want to increase their blog’s traffic.

4. MOST nuffnangers are hamsap

5. I experimented with nuffnangers and proven RIGHT.

 

 

 

P/S: dun get mad at me for the number 4 ya! Unless you are really a hamsap person

Technorati Tags: Nuffnang, ping, sex

A Malaysian actress is causing havoc among Malaysian people (mostly men,teens :P) because of a picture of her being ‘sexy’ is being circulated in the net. They say that the pic is being circulated through email but i found her pic on a few blogs. I wont kept her name a secret, she is Zarina Julie, the actress on Anak Puntianak. I  dont watch Malaysian drama so, i think that it’s the right show.

I’m not saying that i like what she’s doing but i really hate it. Eventhough the pic IS sexy, but i personally dont think that it’s sexy,it made me want to puke. She HAS caused negative comments from people because of previous pics that was released on the net. I dont know if it’s a way of noticing people that she’s there but i think what she did is just plain stupid. I really hate her(i didn’t like her before).

Who does she think she is? She thinks this is Hollywood? I know nowadays that many people out there are wearing ALMOST nothing, but keep in mind, you’re an actress,meaning that you’re always in the lime light. You not only bring shame to the name of Malays, but also tainted the name of Malaysian movie industry in the eye of the world.

I’m dedicating this post to you. Not dedicating this in a good way, but in a bad way. I HATE YOU!! Go Die la beyatch!!

I’m not posting her pic here, i dont want to promote her bad behaviour.

Pic Of The BEYATCH

Technorati Tags: sexy

 

Not quite ‘exposed’ but i’m exposing to YOU what i know about it :P. Sorry for tricking you!

I’m quite surprised when i login into my nuffnang account today and see that nuffnang is announcing their ‘top secret’ project entitled Project Trafford. What shocked me about the project is that it’s a secret, quite devious. LOL.

They just let us,the bloggers, know a little bit about what the project is about and what kind of criteria that they need for bloggers that want to join this secretive ‘project’.

I did try to figure out what their ’secret’ project is about. Some of my theory is that they wanted to turn 40 bloggers into a small army and tumble down the government and take over Malaysia.LOL. That’s my first theory. Other than that,I think that they’re recruiting 40 blogger and try to rob a bank.Heh, they said that the participating bloggers will be paid ‘handsomely’. Maybe depending on the amount that they got to rob.heh.

No lah, i’m sure that their secret project is going to turn out to be a project towards the positive value,not over-turning the government or robbing a bank. THAT’s for sure.  I wanted to join but i don’t know if i would be able to give it my 100%. I dont want to just join just to be recognized as a blogger that JUST joined. I wanted to join and be the best among the 40 blogger. LOL. I’m still thinking if i should join or just be a person viewing the project as it grows :D.

-GnomeFan

Technorati Tags: nuffnang, Malaysia

 

Hmm. Is it true or is it just a myth when some people said that if you have a big feet, you have a bigger ‘brother’. No, not your younger brother, but THAT ‘brother’,a.k.a mini-me, a.k.a helmet-head a.k.a your private parts

I searched on google (just for fun) about this topic and i didn’t find a conclusive answer. I just wanted to know la, OK. haha. I wear a size 12 and i think that my little brother is average sized. I can’t conclude my just for fun research based on my own result..LOL.

How about you guys?? Do you think that this is just fun myths or is it true?

 

-GnomeFan

I DONT WANT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL……

THAT IS A SLUT…

P/S: This is just a publicity stunt la weh!! I still like normal Malaysian girls la!! other than that, i just want to say that i haven’t met a girl/women that can take my breath away